Thursday, November 26, 2009

Black Friday.....


Happy Thanksgiving. There I've said it once and I'm done saying all day. Not really but it'd be nice. Anyway I'm already digressing from what I really wanted to write about: Black Friday. There are the same amount of hours in a day, why on black friday do stores deem it necessary to open as early as midnight? Instead of having doorbusters from 4am-11am why can't they be from 7am-2pm?? It makes no sense! And it stresses people out. Retail workers having to open their stores at 3am. It's simply madness. And of course just because the store opens at 3 or 4, that just means you have to get up even earlier to stand in a gigantic line. I hate black friday shopping. I hated it when I was a kid, and I'm sure tomorrow when I'm working I'll hate it even more. Sure the sales are great... but nothing I can't find with a click of my mouse. A lot of stores doing their doorbusters have the same deals online. So why stress myself out when I can set an alarm and go shopping from the comfort of my bedroom. Seriously. I just don't get why the biggest shopping day of the year can't be done in NORMAL SHOPPING HOURS?!?! And of course each year the store opens earlier and earlier. Soon we'll have stores just staying open on Thanksgiving. Oh wait that's already happened! I know of places opening at 6pm today, and I know my boyfriend is on his way to work right now! So all and all, retail sucks. KTHXBAI.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

video update!

Anybody who can make fun of their life on SNL is fantastic. :)

Monday, November 9, 2009

Yeeee-haw.

Alright. So I'm going to Texas on Friday. Officially in 3 days. I have never been to Texas, so I don't really know what to expect. Except... I kind of want a tourist shirt that says something stupid like "Everything IS bigger in Texas." Just because... there really isn't a reason for it. Or maybe "I went to Texas and all I got was this lousy tee-shirt."

I guess I'm just being silly. I really need to figure out what I'm buying people for Christmas. I hate Christmas... well scratch that. I love Christmas, but I despise Christmas Music. And it plays on the radio earlier and earlier each year. Like I heard my first Christmas song on the radio TONIGHT on my way home. Some little girl called the radio station and requested "I want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." And they actually fucking played it.

Also.. I hate Kristen Stewart. Random I know, but I'm watching E! News and she's doing an interview. And she's a) not pretty and b) always looks like she's stoned and c) can't act worth a damn. All she does is bite her damn lip, and run her hand through her nasty, greasy hair. If that is acting well hot damn, I'm running to Hollywood and trying to become an actress.